How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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