I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
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