wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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