what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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