I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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