is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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