oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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