Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
In America we eat man semen.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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