She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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