She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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