Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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