We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize