You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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