It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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