Dual....:-)
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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