if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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