Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Randomize
