You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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