I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
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