Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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