I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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