so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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