i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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