Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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