His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Randomize
