It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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