love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
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