You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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