Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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