I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
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