So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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