Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Randomize
