STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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