JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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