: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
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