Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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