He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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