She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Is it penis luge time yet?
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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