I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
All the doctor said was why
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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