lets start a swedish sibling band together
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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