it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
i think my cat just said my name.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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