im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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