I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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