i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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