You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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