watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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