So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Randomize
