i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I want her autograph on my taint
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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