he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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