I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
