Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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