does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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