Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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