You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Randomize
